Overthinking Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The eternal struggle of developer psychology laid bare! 😭 In the middle, we have the DRAMATIC PERFECTIONIST with an IQ of 100, literally SOBBING because their precious app isn't ready! "I need the right logo! More courses! Learn SEO!" Honey, your app will NEVER be ready with that attitude! Meanwhile, the beautiful idiots on both ends of the bell curve (IQ 55 and 145) are just like "Ship it and see what happens" with ZERO ANXIETY and the emotional stability of a ROCK. They've transcended the mortal fear of imperfection! This is why your side project has been "almost ready" for THREE YEARS. Just ship the damn thing already! Perfection is the enemy of done, sweetie! 💅

The classic developer paradox: your boss thinks you're a requirements-gathering genius, while you're just an anxious mess who can't stop imagining everything that could possibly go wrong. That's not autism—that's just software development working as intended. The real miracle is maintaining that poker face during the congratulatory handshake while mentally reviewing the 47 edge cases you forgot to document.