Nothing Is More Permanent Than A Temporary Fix

Content nick.eth nicksdjohnson I'm a "senior developer". helped launch Google App Engine and spent 4 years teaching others to use it. I wrote parts of the SDK that are still in use today. I just googled "App Engine Python getting started". In case anyone's wondering when you stop Googling basic stuff. Traduci il Tweet 07:25 29 mar 20 Twitter Web App 1.188 Retweet 5.136 Mi piace ProdrammerHumor.io

The QA engineer methodically breaks the system by testing edge cases - a normal order, zero orders, integer overflow, nonsensical inputs like "lizard" and negative numbers, and even random keyboard smashing. Meanwhile, the actual user ignores all the carefully tested functionality and immediately asks about something nobody thought to test. Classic. The system promptly self-destructs. And this, friends, is why we can't have nice things in production.

Every developer during Black Friday seeing RAM deals they absolutely don't need. You're running 16GB just fine, your IDE opens, your Docker containers are... well, they're struggling a bit, but they work! Then you see 96GB of DDR5 at 57% off and suddenly you're SpongeBob having an existential crisis. The internal monologue goes: "I don't need it... but what if I want to run 47 Chrome tabs, VS Code with 12 extensions, 8 Docker containers, a local Kubernetes cluster, Spotify, Slack, and still have headroom for that Electron app I'll definitely build someday?" The rationalization is real. That's 96GB of pure potential sitting there for $499, down from $1179. Your wallet is screaming no, but your developer brain is already calculating how many more node_modules folders you could cache in memory.

Billionaire discovers basic database concepts, immediately becomes expert. Classic tech CEO move! Someone should tell him government systems are probably running on COBOL from the 70s with punch cards as backup. The irony of a rocket scientist who doesn't grasp primary keys is just *chef's kiss*. Next week: Elon discovers that computers use electricity and declares it a conspiracy.

Content every element in the array gets a this label is a numeric value, which we call an index the first element has the index 0 Aw look how cute Arrays start at index 1 Oh no It's retarded

Content Searching on Google a programming question, and the first link is a Stackoverflow question Question has -45516 points, and got closed for beeing too stupid