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Content I bet he's thinking about other women. Why can't the IDE put semicolons for me?

Junior developer naively asks where the documentation is, only to be met with the team lead's menacing stare and declaration: "I AM DOCUMENTATION." The unspoken reality of tribal knowledge strikes again. The code base is a mystery wrapped in an enigma, passed down through oral tradition like ancient folklore. Documentation exists solely in the minds of those who've survived long enough to remember why that one function needs a random sleep(3) call.

Oh my gosh, this is the perfect representation of the CS student evolution! 😂 First-year you is all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, thinking "I'm totally gonna build the next Facebook!" Then final-year you is just staring at your own code from freshman year like "WHO WROTE THIS MONSTROSITY?!" The transformation from "I'm you" to "You're weak" is basically what happens when you finally learn about clean code, design patterns, and efficiency! We've all been there - looking back at our early spaghetti code with absolute horror while simultaneously remembering how proud we were of that 200-line function with zero comments. The circle of programming life!

Content Gautam imComputerGeek Personality by coding style: it are easy going, charming. i 1 are a bit analytical, introvert. i 1 just wanna standout. i- -1 think they are superior, make silly misktake that cause more harm. 7:03 pm 09 Feb 21 Twitter for Android

Content SENIOR DEVS WITH MORTGAGES, KIDS, RESPONSIBILITIES JUNIOR DEVS WITH FREEDOM AND YOUTH

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