Since We're All Unemployed

Tech layoffs got us browsing Indeed like:

Finally, a job posting that's honest about compensation! "$60K-$100K a year (if we find treasure)" is basically the same energy as those startup offers with "competitive salary + equity in our revolutionary platform."

The job requirements are refreshingly straightforward too. No "15+ years experience in a 5-year-old framework" or "ninja rockstar guru wizard" nonsense. Just sailing, drinking, and singing - which is honestly more appealing than "must thrive in fast-paced environment" and "be a self-motivated team player."

At this point, becoming a pirate might actually offer better work-life balance than most tech jobs. And hey, no daily standups unless you're literally standing on a plank!