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THE AUDACITY! Someone has the NERVE to mock DOOM's source code for having "no structs, no classes" only to get absolutely DESTROYED when they actually look inside and find—GASP—structs everywhere! 😱 The betrayal! The drama! It's like bragging about how your vegan friend eats no meat and then finding their freezer PACKED with bacon. The shocked cat face is literally all of us when our smug programming hot takes get obliterated by actual facts. Moral of the story: maybe CHECK the legendary code before trashing it, you absolute AMATEUR! 💅

The absurdity of modern software bloat in one perfect screenshot! A 10KB JPEG requires 152.77GB of space? That's like needing an aircraft carrier to deliver a postcard. Game developers be like: "We fixed a typo in the credits. Download size: 87GB." Meanwhile, entire operating systems from the 90s fit on a floppy disk. The driveway analogy is brilliant—having storage space doesn't justify developers treating your SSD like their personal dumping ground. No, I don't want to sacrifice 1/4 of my hard drive because you couldn't be bothered to implement delta patching.

Frame generation is just motion blur with extra steps and marketing. Both promise smoother gameplay but deliver different flavors of disappointment. At low FPS, frame gen creates bizarre artifacts that make your character look like they're melting in a Salvador Dali painting. At high FPS, it's as useful as installing a spoiler on a shopping cart. The worst part? We've collectively spent billions on GPUs powerful enough to run this pointless feature when we could have just... you know... enjoyed our games without overthinking every pixel. But hey, gotta justify that $1200 graphics card somehow!

The expectation vs reality of game development is brutally accurate here! On the left, we have the beautiful, detailed vision of what your character should look like when planning your game. Then there's the right side—the hysterical breakdown when you realize your masterpiece has morphed into a pepperoni-faced monstrosity after two years of development hell. Every game developer knows that initial spark of genius: "I'll create the next indie masterpiece!" Fast forward through 730 nights of debugging collision detection, memory leaks, and shader compilation errors—and suddenly you're crying while staring at what can only be described as a pizza with existential dread. Feature creep, scope explosion, and the inevitable "just one more system to implement" have claimed another victim. But hey, ship it anyway! Version 1.0 is just the beginning of your pizza-faced character's journey to eventual Steam obscurity.

The digital hoarding phenomenon strikes again! That sweet dopamine hit from clicking "Purchase" during Steam sales is vastly superior to the actual commitment of downloading and playing the games. My Steam library has more unplayed titles than a bookshelf at an illiterate's house. It's basically a digital museum of good intentions at this point. The backlog grows faster than technical debt in a startup with no code reviews.

GASP! The absolute AUDACITY of motherboard manufacturers passing around the concept of "reasonably priced" like it's some ancient scroll of forbidden knowledge! 😱 They're literally hiding behind a rock like Patrick Star, hoping we won't notice they've jacked up prices to the stratosphere! Remember the good old days when building a PC didn't require selling a kidney on the black market? Those fish are CONSPIRING against our wallets while we're out here trying to upgrade our rigs without financial ruin! The betrayal is just TOO MUCH to bear!