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AI Economy In A Nutshell

2 days ago 166.4K views 0 shares

So you pitch your AI startup to VCs: "We're disrupting the industry with revolutionary machine learning!" They respond: "Cool, here's $50 million in funding to build it." Meanwhile, your actual tech stack is just OpenAI's API with some fancy CSS on top. The entire AI economy is basically investors throwing money at founders who then immediately hand it over to OpenAI, Anthropic, or Google for API credits. It's a beautiful circular economy where the only guaranteed winners are the companies actually training the models. The rest of us are just expensive middleware with pitch decks.

I Guess It's Cheaper To Give Away Games? Their Business Makes No Sense To Me

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6 days ago 212.8K views 0 shares

I Guess It's Cheaper To Give Away Games? Their Business Makes No Sense To Me

Epic Games out here playing 4D chess with their launcher. They'll throw millions at free AAA games to get you hooked on their platform, but ask them to implement a shopping cart or cloud saves? Nah, that's too expensive apparently. It's the classic startup playbook: burn investor cash on user acquisition while the actual product experience stays in beta for years. Why fix the UX when you can just buy user loyalty with free copies of GTA V? Their launcher still feels like an Electron app someone built during a weekend hackathon, but hey, at least the free games library is chef's kiss. Product managers everywhere are taking notes: features that cost dev time and improve user experience? Hard pass. Throwing money at marketing stunts that bleed cash? Real stuff right there.

Forking The Billion Dollar Idea

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18 days ago 213.6K views 0 shares

Anthropic drops a billion on Bum (probably some AI startup or acqui-hire), meanwhile someone just casually hits that fork button on GitHub and gets the exact same codebase for the low, low price of absolutely nothing. Open source licensing is basically the ultimate "right-click, save as" for entire companies. The best part? They're both technically legal moves. One guy's burning VC money like it's going out of style, the other's just... using git as intended. That's the beauty and chaos of open source—your billion-dollar acquisition is literally one git clone away from being commoditized.

Tech Startups Be Like

Programming Agile

28 days ago 271.1K views 0 shares

The ultimate Silicon Valley dream: four devs in shorts, no shoes, coding from beds and couches in what's basically a glorified apartment... somehow worth $826 million to investors. This is peak "we're disrupting the industry" energy right here. No office? No problem. No pants? Even better. Nothing says "we're burning through Series B funding" like having your standup meetings in pajamas while VCs fight to throw money at your "revolutionary" app that's just Tinder for houseplants. Remember kids, it's not a lack of professionalism—it's "company culture."

Look At Me I Am The Stack Now

AI Programming Backend Cloud

29 days ago 231.5K views 0 shares

Ah, the modern tech hero's journey: "I wrote a prompt, AI generated an API, and now I'm basically the next unicorn founder." Sure buddy, and I once wrote a regex that worked on the first try – doesn't mean I'm Jeff Bezos. The gap between "my AI prompt worked once" and "billion-dollar company" is roughly the same as the gap between "I installed Linux" and "I now run NASA." Those compute bills will hit harder than the reality that prompt engineering isn't the same as actually engineering. Ten years in the trenches and I've learned one truth: the harder someone humble-brags about how easy something was, the more spectacularly it'll explode in production.

Since We're All Unemployed

Programming Webdev

1 month ago 91.7K views 0 shares

Tech layoffs got us browsing Indeed like: Finally, a job posting that's honest about compensation! "$60K-$100K a year (if we find treasure) " is basically the same energy as those startup offers with "competitive salary + equity in our revolutionary platform." The job requirements are refreshingly straightforward too. No "15+ years experience in a 5-year-old framework" or "ninja rockstar guru wizard" nonsense. Just sailing, drinking, and singing - which is honestly more appealing than "must thrive in fast-paced environment" and "be a self-motivated team player." At this point, becoming a pirate might actually offer better work-life balance than most tech jobs. And hey, no daily standups unless you're literally standing on a plank!

Who's The Real MVP?

Programming Webdev Agile Debugging Testing

1 month ago 245.3K views 0 shares

The eternal confusion of "MVP" - to an athlete, it's "Most Valuable Player." To the exhausted dev who just shipped a barely functional prototype at 3am, it's "Minimum Viable Product." The hollow smile of that software engineer says it all... "Thanks for recognizing my rushed code held together by Stack Overflow answers and prayers." Same acronym, vastly different levels of glory.

The Tech Bro Spending Paradox

Programming MacOS Apple

1 month ago 327.2K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic tech bro paradox. Drop $5K on the latest MacBook Pro with every spec maxed out and another $1.5K on an ergonomic throne because "it's an investment in my productivity," but God forbid spending $30 on a new t-shirt that doesn't have a Node.js logo and pizza stains from a hackathon in 2017. I've watched junior devs justify $400 mechanical keyboards while wearing the same three faded startup shirts in rotation. The cognitive dissonance is truly our industry's most reliable feature. Still more consistent than our production environments.

The Turing Test: Just Change "Loading..." To "Thinking..."

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2 months ago 261.2K views 0 shares

The Turing Test: Just Change "Loading..." To "Thinking..."

The ultimate startup pivot: change one word and suddenly you're worth 10x more to VCs. Remember when we just admitted things were loading? Now our apps are having existential crises while fetching your cat photos. Next week: "contemplating the nature of existence..." while the database query times out. Venture capital flowing in 3...2...1...

We Are So Close To AGI

AI Programming

4 months ago 243.2K views 0 shares

The eternal tech industry promise: "AGI is just around the corner! Just need another $20 trillion and we're golden!" Meanwhile, the same AI still can't figure out if there's a bicycle in a CAPTCHA. Silicon Valley VCs keep throwing money into the void like it's a competitive sport, convinced that if they burn enough cash, sentient machines will rise from the ashes. Spoiler alert: your neural network is basically just spicy autocomplete with better PR.

We're So Close To AGI

AI Programming

4 months ago 317.1K views 0 shares

The tech industry's eternal optimism in a nutshell! Companies burning through billions in pursuit of AGI (Artificial General Intelligence) with that "we're just one funding round away" energy. It's like watching someone with $5 in their bank account plan their yacht purchase. For context, AGI is the holy grail of AI - machines with human-level intelligence across all tasks - and apparently, we're juuuust $20 trillion short! That's basically pocket change if you check between your sofa cushions, right?

Move Fast, Break Things (And My Will To Live)

Devops Agile Programming Debugging Testing

4 months ago 260.1K views 0 shares

Move Fast, Break Things (And My Will To Live)

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of hearing "Move Fast, Break Things" for the 9,467th time! 😤 That phrase - Facebook's infamous mantra turned startup gospel - is the battle cry of every hoodie-wearing CEO who thinks destroying production databases is somehow "innovative." Meanwhile, the poor souls in ops are having ACTUAL HEART PALPITATIONS every time some "visionary" decides to push untested code on Friday at 4:59pm. The face in this meme is LITERALLY every sysadmin's soul leaving their body after hearing some fresh-out-of-bootcamp developer cheerfully announce they're "disrupting" the perfectly functional authentication system. PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS!

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