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Tech Recruiter Ghosted Me

Tech Recruiter Ghosted Me
The job hunting experience in one perfect meme! When you're desperately applying through Glassdoor, LinkedIn, Indeed, and even considering Tinder at this point (hey, networking takes many forms). The brutal truth? Whether you're crafting unique cover letters for each application or copy-pasting the same resume everywhere—the result is identical: complete radio silence . That moment when you realize the "we'll keep your resume on file" and "we'll be in touch soon" promises are just corporate for "seen ✓, not interested." Job hunting and dating apps: two ecosystems where ghosting is the native communication protocol.

State Of The Industry

State Of The Industry
When Indeed thinks your software engineering skills make you perfect for managing a fast food joint, but still has the audacity to include a "This is a bad match" button. The irony is delicious – unlike what you'd be serving at El Pollo Loco. The tech industry in 2024: Spend 10 years mastering distributed systems and microservices architecture so you can flip chicken and manage teenagers making minimum wage. But hey, you get to "apply your skills in a new industry" – because apparently writing code and cooking poultry require the same skill set!

I Have Work Experience

I Have Work Experience
When your JS skills are so hot that recruiters think you can mix a mean cocktail. Nothing says "tech career pinnacle" like getting job offers to pour drinks because you know how to center a div. Five years of React experience and the algorithm thinks you'd be great at remembering which drinks need little umbrellas. Might as well put "can operate a blender" on your LinkedIn profile next to "full stack developer."