It's Tough Out Here: Good Luck

Ah, the classic "npm post-install job hunt" saga! The maintainer of core-js (a critical library that half the internet depends on) is literally begging for financial support and a job in the terminal output every time someone installs his package. Fast forward to GitHub where someone opened an issue asking if he ever found employment, only to discover that years later, he's still jobless... and possibly in prison? Nothing says "sustainable open source" quite like maintaining code that powers billions of dollars of tech while simultaneously being unemployed and incarcerated. The real 404 error was the career opportunities that never loaded.

The UNHOLY TRINITY of a developer's existence! GitHub looking all dark and mysterious like it's judging your commit messages. StackOverflow with that knowing smirk because it's seen your desperate 3AM questions. And then there's YOUR CODE - that absolute DEMON CHILD that started as a "quick fix" and evolved into an eldritch horror that would make Lovecraft weep! The tattoo is *chef's kiss* perfect because your code is LITERALLY permanently etched into your nightmares. It's the monster YOU created and now must live with FOREVER!

Content Middle school: "plagiarism is unacceptable" High school: "plagiarism is unacceptable" University: "plagiarism is unacceptable" Work: PROGRAMMERS Man, I stole your code. It's not my code. Earlier that day... I need some code. I'II do my best.

Content Hannah Blair erhannah it's called vs code because it's always you vs your terrible code 5:05 PM 10 Jun 21 Twitter for iPhone

Content why is my code running slow? I shared it with a friend, he said he was still processing it. print ("Welcome to Calculator!") print("Please input the equation (e.g. '11'). Type 'exit' to quit.") while True: operation input ("Equation: ") if operation. lower ) "exit": print("Exiting the calculator.") break if operation not in operations: print ("We will get back to you in 2-3 business days .") else: operations "11": 2, "21": 3, "12": 3, "3-1": 2, "3-2": 1, "52" 10, "62": 3, 1102" 5, "23": 8, "42": 16, "sart (9)" 3, "73": 1, "1073": 3, "512": 2, "84": 12 "Q54

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