It's Tough Out Here: Good Luck

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It's Tough Out Here: Good Luck

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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of tech hiring! 💀 You spend WEEKS preparing, nail SEVEN interviews like some kind of coding superhero, charm the CEO with your brilliant personality, and then... NOTHING. The sheer emotional whiplash from "I crushed this" to "We regret to inform you..." is the tech industry's most sadistic rollercoaster. And they have the NERVE to say "the market is competitive" when what they really mean is "we're going to ghost you harder than your ex after borrowing your Netflix password." The job search trauma is REAL, people!

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