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It's Tough Out Here: Good Luck

Job hunting Tech recruitment Tech industry Software engineering Tech interviews Career Job search Coding interviews Rejection Hiring process

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1 year ago 241,570 views 0 shares

It's Tough Out Here: Good Luck

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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of tech hiring! 💀 You spend WEEKS preparing, nail SEVEN interviews like some kind of coding superhero, charm the CEO with your brilliant personality, and then... NOTHING. The sheer emotional whiplash from "I crushed this" to "We regret to inform you..." is the tech industry's most sadistic rollercoaster. And they have the NERVE to say "the market is competitive" when what they really mean is "we're going to ghost you harder than your ex after borrowing your Netflix password." The job search trauma is REAL, people!

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