There Must Have Been Some Misunderstanding

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There Must Have Been Some Misunderstanding

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The classic developer-meets-parent scenario with a brutal twist. Dad thinks his daughter's boyfriend works on PlayStation or Xbox, but our hero drops the dreaded console.log() bomb—the JavaScript debugging tool that's printed more despair than all error messages combined. Nothing says "I'm actually just a web developer" like explaining you use the browser console instead of building actual console games. Dad's 10-second countdown is the fastest code review rejection in history.

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