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Make Age The Main Identifier

database sql Database design Primary key Bad design Rookie-mistake Age verification User registration Unique constraint

Databases Programming Backend Security

7 months ago 332,503 views 0 shares

Make Age The Main Identifier

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When your database schema is so bad that you're using age as a primary key. Because apparently, birthdays are more unique than usernames! Bonus points for the error message implying there's only ONE 17-year-old allowed on the platform. That dev probably also stores passwords in plaintext and thinks SQL injection is a new energy drink.

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