When your database schema is so bad that you're using age as a primary key. Because apparently, birthdays are more unique than usernames! Bonus points for the error message implying there's only ONE 17-year-old allowed on the platform. That dev probably also stores passwords in plaintext and thinks SQL injection is a new energy drink.
Make Age The Main Identifier
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