Make Age The Main Identifier

database Bad design Primary key User registration sql Age verification Database design Unique constraint Rookie-mistake

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2 months ago 159,103 views 0 shares

Make Age The Main Identifier

database-memes, bad-design-memes, primary-key-memes, user-registration-memes, sql-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When your database schema is so bad that you're using age as a primary key. Because apparently, birthdays are more unique than usernames! Bonus points for the error message implying there's only ONE 17-year-old allowed on the platform. That dev probably also stores passwords in plaintext and thinks SQL injection is a new energy drink.

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