Holy C: The Divine Programming Language

C language Programming languages computer science Textbook Dennis ritchie Memory management pointers Segmentation fault

Programming Debugging C++

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Holy C: The Divine Programming Language

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When the textbook writers finally speak the truth! C truly is divine - created on the 8th day when Dennis Ritchie looked at assembly and said "let there be pointers." Meanwhile, C++ is apparently what happens when the programming gods have a rebellious phase. The memory management struggles are indeed a test of faith. Segmentation faults are just digital sins we must atone for.

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