Holy C: The Divine Programming Language

You know that one developer who still writes nested for-loops inside for-loops and thinks ChatGPT is black magic? Yeah, they just discovered AI can write code. Now they're asking it to generate entire microservices architectures while you're still trying to explain why their 500-line function needs to be refactored. The monkey discovering the gun is somehow less terrifying than watching them paste raw AI output directly into production without reading a single line. At least the monkey might accidentally hit the target.

The evolution of code sharing has reached its final form! First, we have GitHub - the standard way professionals share code. Then Google Drive - when you're desperate and don't know version control exists. Next level: taking a PICTURE of your code - the debugging equivalent of sending "pls fix" to your senior dev at 4:59pm on Friday. But the galaxy brain move? Reading your code aloud and publishing it as an audiobook on Amazon. Imagine listening to someone monotonously reciting "for i equals zero semicolon i less than array dot length semicolon i plus plus open curly brace" during your morning commute. That's not just programming - that's psychological warfare against humanity itself.

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