Holy C: The Divine Programming Language

C language Programming languages computer science Textbook Dennis ritchie Memory management pointers Segmentation fault

Programming Debugging C++

2 months ago 230,996 views 1 shares

Holy C: The Divine Programming Language

c-language-memes, programming-humor-memes, c++-memes, programming-languages-memes, computer-science-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When the textbook writers finally speak the truth! C truly is divine - created on the 8th day when Dennis Ritchie looked at assembly and said "let there be pointers." Meanwhile, C++ is apparently what happens when the programming gods have a rebellious phase. The memory management struggles are indeed a test of faith. Segmentation faults are just digital sins we must atone for.

More Like This

Simple Cube vs. Sci-Fi Concept Art

Programming Webdev Agile Gamedev Frontend

1 month ago 256.8K views 0 shares

Simple Cube vs. Sci-Fi Concept Art

The perfect visualization of how product managers describe features vs. how engineers implement them. Left: "Just a simple cube, how hard could it be?" Right: The same damn cube with one unnecessary line that took 8 meetings, 3 design revisions, and somehow doubled the development timeline. The sci-fi concept art is just corporate speak for "we added a groove that serves no purpose but looks techy." This is why I drink coffee by the gallon.

UI designers getting replaced by opinion polls now

Programming

1 year ago 48.5K views 0 shares

UI designers getting replaced by opinion polls now | design-memes, designer-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Elon Musk elonmusk Tweet impression count should stay on left move to right 2,139,518 votes 1 hour 36 minutes left 10:00 23 Dec 22 23.4M Views 12K Retweets 9,246 Quote Tweets 57.7K Likes 17 ProdrammerHumor.io

Late Night Thoughts

Programming

1 year ago 46.8K views 0 shares

lateNightThoughts | string-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Hey, are you sleeping? The string "0)()" is not palindrome but "())(" is. Yes, please shut up.

Please tell me more ...

Programming

3 years ago 42.4K views 0 shares

Please tell me more ... | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content SELECT FROM me WHERE fucks given 0; O rows returned your ecards someecards.com

He Did No Commit Or Stash In Local

Programming Git Debugging

20 days ago 181.8K views 0 shares

He Did No Commit Or Stash In Local

Imagine casually typing git reset --hard thinking you're just tidying up some build artifacts, only to watch in ABSOLUTE HORROR as your entire day's work evaporates into the void like it never existed. No commit? No stash? Just raw, unfiltered chaos and the soul-crushing realization that you've basically just deleted your own existence from the timeline. That smile? That's the smile of someone who's transcended pain and entered a realm of pure, unfiltered acceptance. The build was failing anyway, right? Who needs those 8 hours of code? Not this guy! He's living in the moment now—a moment with ZERO uncommitted changes because they're ALL GONE FOREVER.

Day 1 Of Becoming A Programming God

Programming Csharp C++ Java

10 months ago 208.5K views 0 shares

Day 1 Of Becoming A Programming God

Ah yes, the sacred first step to coding divinity - buying the Gang of Four book! Nothing says "I'm about to become a programming deity" like ordering the Design Patterns bible and having it arrive in a beat-up Amazon package. The journey of a thousand abstractions begins with a single Factory Pattern! Bonus points if you display it prominently on your desk for six months without actually reading past chapter 3. We've all been there... ascension to godhood pending...