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New Age Slop C

AI Csharp Programming C++

3 months ago 831.2K views 6 shares

New Age Slop C

Dennis Ritchie invented C in 1972. Anders Hejlsberg invented C# in 2000. Now some random guy with a webcam and a dream invented "C~slop" in 2026. The natural evolution of programming languages, really. From foundational systems programming to enterprise-friendly managed code to... whatever AI-generated fever dream we're about to endure. The progression of facial expressions tells you everything you need to know. Ritchie looks dignified and accomplished. Hejlsberg looks professional and pleased with his work. Random webcam guy looks like he just discovered he can prompt ChatGPT to write an entire programming language and is way too excited about it. Can't wait for the Hacker News thread where people debate whether C~slop is "production ready."

Holy C: The Divine Programming Language

Programming C++ Debugging

6 months ago 406.0K views 1 shares

Holy C: The Divine Programming Language

When the textbook writers finally speak the truth! C truly is divine - created on the 8th day when Dennis Ritchie looked at assembly and said "let there be pointers." Meanwhile, C++ is apparently what happens when the programming gods have a rebellious phase. The memory management struggles are indeed a test of faith. Segmentation faults are just digital sins we must atone for.