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Everything Is CRUD

database Software design Crud Developer experience Overengineering Complexity Architecture Bell curve Simplicity

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Everything Is CRUD

crud-memes, overengineering-memes, webdev-memes, database-memes, architecture-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The bell curve of developer intelligence strikes again. The 55 IQ junior dev thinks everything is just CRUD because they've only built simple apps. The 145 IQ senior architect also thinks everything is CRUD because after years of overengineering, they've realized most problems boil down to "create, read, update, delete" with fancy clothes on. Meanwhile, the 100 IQ mid-level developer is sweating about "complex architectures and states" because they're just experienced enough to know how complicated things can get, but not wise enough to see the underlying simplicity. The circle of developer life.

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