Everything Is CRUD

Content Hire six juries programmers We should loop MAKO TARGET TROT Alright, we have to speed up development. Ideas? Mandatory crunch! Not have four hours of meetings every day? Alright! This is the first of three meetings to decide if we should throw him out the window, Is the fall high enough to kill him? Will my life insurance still pay out if it's a murder?

Content The human brain is amazing. It functions 247 from the day we're born and only stops when you're writing code or speaking to someone attractive

Content Is 400 a lot? Depends on the context Warnings? No Errors? Yes

Content Adding another programming language to my resume after learning how to write Hello World in it. debo

Behold the world's least efficient sorting algorithm: Reddit Sort! Instead of carefully planned comparisons, we just let internet strangers upvote whatever random nonsense catches their eye each day. The array is never actually sorted - it just keeps swapping elements based on which meme, pun, or outrage bait gets the most attention. And of course there's always that one element ("officer balls") that has no business being in the dataset but somehow gets upvoted to the top anyway. Big O notation? More like Big Oh-God-Why notation. This is what happens when you let democracy decide your computational complexity.

Content Interview for "fast paced" and "dynamic" software engineering job First day on the actual job NO TIME TO EXCLAMO GRABACACTUS