Real Life One Of Those Days. Yes Those Are My Shoe Prints.

Content I wanted to ask you one more question about your resume. It says here that you created your own programming language. Yeah, it was a fun project. It's called XYZZY and a few people are actually using it. It's about a year old now. Only one year? I'm sorry but we are looking for someone with at least eight years of experience in XYZZY. sigh Why is it so hard to find good people? madeofmistake.com

Content Project manager : Your code makes no sense. How do you even read it? Me: I was there when it was written.

Nothing says "we value your time" quite like turning a job application into a full-time unpaid internship. The modern tech interview process has evolved from "Can you code?" to "Can you solve this obscure algorithm while tap-dancing and reciting the company values backwards?" The tears reflected in those glasses aren't from sadness—they're from realizing you just spent 40 hours on interview prep only to get ghosted with the classic "unfortu-" cut-off. Next time just ask if I can center a div and call it a day.

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Content What I am: - Programmer What I'm not: - Facebook Hacker - Printer Wisperer - Laptop Repairer - Spreadsheet Wizard - App Troubleshooter - E-mail Assistant - Bluetooth Ninja

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