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LinkedIn's professional resume section has become the digital equivalent of a participation trophy showcase. Someone really listed their Goldman Sachs rejection as work experience. Not an internship. Not a job. A 45-minute interview that ended with "we'll call you" (narrator: they didn't).
The hustle culture has reached terminal velocity where people are now flexing their failures like battle scars. "Oh, you got hired? That's cute. I got rejected by Goldman Sachs. We are not the same."
Next up on LinkedIn: "Google - Opened their careers page (2020)" or "Meta - Successfully received automated rejection email (2021)". Every click counts, right?
