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The Ultimate Tech Unicorn Hunt
AI Programming
1 month ago 64.5K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Tech Unicorn Hunt
Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of this job posting! 💀 They want the "top 0.01%" with IQs over 140 who work 80+ hours weekly and can "replace teams of 20 with their own mind" — but will generously give you $10k even if you don't join! How MAGNANIMOUS! 🙄 The absolute DELUSION of saying "AI writes better code than most devs" while hunting for superhuman coding unicorns who apparently don't need sleep, friends, or basic human enjoyment! Honey, if your AI is so amazing, why not just hire IT instead of demanding people who can "think 10 steps ahead and ship in hours"? Translation: "We're looking for desperate geniuses willing to sacrifice their entire existence for our startup that will DEFINITELY change the world economy... trust us!"

Sigma Grindset: 4 AM HTML Hustle
Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
2 months ago 90.2K views 0 shares
Sigma Grindset: 4 AM HTML Hustle
Writing basic HTML at 4:42 AM with the intensity of someone solving P=NP. The "sigma grindset" isn't about working smarter—it's about unnecessarily suffering through the most trivial markup at ungodly hours while declaring "this code is hand written!" as if you're carving the Sistine Chapel with a butter knife. Sleep is for the weak, apparently.

Daddy's Boy: The Secret Ingredient To Tech Success
Programming
2 months ago 92.1K views 1 shares
Daddy's Boy: The Secret Ingredient To Tech Success
Tech success recipe: 4:30 AM wakeups, cold showers, gratitude journals, meditation, and—plot twist—having a dad who owns the company. Turns out the secret "hustle" ingredient was nepotism all along. Next week on LinkedIn: How I became CEO by drinking raw eggs and inheriting generational wealth.

Day In The Life Of A Vibe Coder
Programming Devops
2 months ago 106.3K views 0 shares
Day In The Life Of A Vibe Coder
The mythical 10x developer has been spotted in the wild! This schedule reveals the secret sauce of elite programming: minimal actual coding, maximum vibing. From ignoring $350k job offers (because, ugh, office time) to fixing production outages during a casual call while sipping artisanal coffee, this developer somehow delivers godlike results despite spending most of their day napping, snoozing alarms, and starting the weekend at 2:40pm on a Thursday. The true flex? Getting praised by both the CTO and CEO while barely touching a keyboard. It's not about the hours you put in—it's about the strategic apple juice consumption and mastering the art of looking productive during the 17-minute workday.

The Fundamental Problem With This Industry
Programming Agile
3 months ago 94.3K views 0 shares
The Fundamental Problem With This Industry
Oh man, the eternal struggle! 😂 This meme perfectly captures the absurd expectations in tech. Companies be like "What? You just want to work normal hours and not sacrifice your entire existence to the code gods? WORTHLESS!" Meanwhile, devs are just trying to maintain some semblance of work-life balance without burning out. The audacity of wanting to be a human being with a life outside of Jira tickets! Next thing you know, they'll expect crazy things like "weekends" and "sleep"!