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Content Paul Grenfell evilpaul atebit Possibly the nerdiest joke ever.. Follow FEATURE

OH HONEY, SWEETIE, DARLING! Google thinks software development is a LOW-STRESS JOB?! I just spit my energy drink across THREE MONITORS! 😂 Sure, nothing says "relaxing" like your production server catching fire at 3 AM, or that delightful moment when your code works perfectly until the client looks at it and it SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS! Low stress? Please! We're just casually juggling deadlines, legacy code written by Satan himself, and stakeholders who think "making it pop more" is actionable feedback. It's basically a spa day with keyboards!

Content redacted committed 6a0db6 7 minutes ago View source Apprc Optimized app loading 1 file FILTER BY COMMENTS SORT BY Fil v lib provider apploader.dart O 0 -24, 11 24,11 class Apploader extends Cubitint 24 24 emit (state 1); 25 25 26 26 27 await LocalData.ensureInitialization(); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 300)); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 50)); if (!context.mounted) throw "Failed init"; 27 28 28 29 29 36 39 31 32 32 33 33 34 34 await context.readSettings().tryLoad(); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 300)); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 50)); if (Icontext.mounted) throw "Failed init"; -37,7 37,7 class Apploader extends Cubitint await User (). tryLoad(); if (!User () .loggedIn) return; 137 37 38 38 30 30 40 await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 300)); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 50));

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Content There's a great quote by Joe Armstrong, The problem with object-oriented languages is they've got all this implicit environment that they carry around with them. You wanted a banana but what you got was a gorilla holding the banana and the entire jungle. Goodbye, Object Oriented Programming Charles Scalfani ON Media

Content Crows Luxemburg quendergeer when computers started saying "oopsie woopsie something went wrong" instead of "EXCEPTION IN BLOCK OOOXXF956" that's where we lost our way as a society 1:15 PM: 2023-01-03 129K Views 3,137 Likes