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Ah, the sacred corporate hierarchy in action. VP of Sales mutters something about a feature, and suddenly the entire dev roadmap gets thrown out the window. Never mind the months of planning, user research, or that critical security patch—some executive who just returned from a golf outing with a prospect has spoken. The PM's face says it all: dead inside but still professionally nodding. This is why we drink.

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Steve Jobs really tried to pull a "join us and kill your baby" move on Linus Torvalds back in 2000. Imagine the audacity: "Hey, come work for Apple, but first, stop doing that thing you're literally famous for creating." Torvalds looked at that offer, probably laughed in Finnish, and said "nah, I'm good." Thank the tech gods he did, because without Linux we'd be living in a dystopian hellscape where servers run Windows and Docker containers are just a fever dream. The man literally chose open-source ideals over a cushy Apple paycheck and continues maintaining the kernel that powers like 90% of the internet, Android phones, and basically every server worth its salt. Meanwhile, Steve's probably doing that prayer hands thing from beyond the grave, still wondering why anyone would turn down Apple.

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The gradual descent into clown makeup as you troubleshoot a connection issue that was self-inflicted all along. Nothing quite captures the soul-crushing realization that you wasted hours debugging when your VPN was silently sabotaging everything. First you try random commands like sudo pacman -Syu (the Arch Linux equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?"), then restart Docker, then consult colleagues who suggest the classic "sudo reboot" fix... only to discover your Sweden VPN was the culprit the entire time. The real joke is that we've all done this. Multiple times. And we'll do it again next week.