Scope creep Memes

We're Making A Hand-Drawn 2D Point And Click Sidescroller Game And Someone On TikTok Asked For A First Person Mode 😭

6 days ago 276.3K views 0 shares

Nothing says "I don't understand game development" quite like asking for a first-person mode in a 2D side-scroller. The dev's response is chef's kiss—comparing it to someone asking you to add beef and gravy to chocolate cupcakes. Sure, they're both food, but you've fundamentally misunderstood the assignment. Converting a hand-drawn 2D point-and-click game to first-person would require redrawing literally everything from a completely different perspective. It's not a feature request—it's asking you to make an entirely different game. The "get fancier later" caption on that beautiful hand-drawn barn really seals the deal. Yeah buddy, first-person mode is slightly beyond "fancier." TikTok users and feature creep, name a more iconic duo.

Feature Updates Gone Wrong

Programming Agile Frontend Backend

15 days ago 191.2K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when your codebase is running smooth, optimized, and beautiful? Then product management decides it needs "just one more feature" and suddenly you're introducing unnecessary complexity, bloat, and technical debt. The monkey with a stick represents that shiny new feature nobody asked for, aggressively poking at your pristine, battle-tested code that was perfectly content just lying there being efficient. The lion's resigned expression? That's your code after the 47th "quick enhancement" that somehow required refactoring three modules and adding two new dependencies. Sometimes the best feature is no feature at all, but try explaining that in a sprint planning meeting.

If A Programmer Says One Hour, Don't Set A Timer

Debugging Agile Programming Testing

22 days ago 120.0K views 0 shares

If A Programmer Says One Hour, Don't Set A Timer

The most beautiful lie in software development: "I'll fix this bug in an hour." Sure, buddy. The first panel shows the hopeful optimism we all start with—pure delusion in its natural habitat. The second panel reveals the harsh reality that six hours later, you're still debugging the same issue while your project manager keeps checking in. That "simple fix" turned into a rabbit hole of dependency issues, undocumented edge cases, and questioning your entire career choice. Time estimation in programming follows its own non-Euclidean geometry where 1 hour = ∞.

Pay Or Piss Off: The Freelancer's Manifesto

Webdev Programming Frontend

28 days ago 169.6K views 0 shares

Pay Or Piss Off: The Freelancer's Manifesto

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of every web developer captured on a utility pole! 😱 That sign is basically the battle cry of anyone who's ever had a client ask for a "simple website" and then proceed to unleash 47 revisions, demand e-commerce functionality, and expect you to be their on-call therapist at 2AM when they can't figure out how to update their own text. "$500. 7 DAYS." is the most DELUSIONAL fantasy in tech history! And that "I'm not your therapist" part? HONEY, truer words have never been plastered on public infrastructure! Every freelancer just felt that in their SOUL. The audacity of clients expecting emotional support with their WordPress login is the eighth deadly sin!

Simple Cube vs. Sci-Fi Concept Art

Programming Webdev Agile Gamedev Frontend

1 month ago 211.3K views 0 shares

The perfect visualization of how product managers describe features vs. how engineers implement them. Left: "Just a simple cube, how hard could it be?" Right: The same damn cube with one unnecessary line that took 8 meetings, 3 design revisions, and somehow doubled the development timeline. The sci-fi concept art is just corporate speak for "we added a groove that serves no purpose but looks techy." This is why I drink coffee by the gallon.

Every Client Meeting Ever

Agile Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

1 month ago 204.8K views 1 shares

The sacred ritual of client meetings, distilled into its purest form. They're clients! What do they want? They have no freaking idea. When do they want their undefined requirements? YESTERDAY, of course! Nothing quite captures the existential dread of software development like trying to build something for someone who can't articulate what they want but will definitely know what they don't want when they see your first prototype. The best part? They'll change everything after you've written 10,000 lines of code. It's like playing darts blindfolded while the dartboard is being moved by someone who's never seen darts before.

The Four Stages Of Developer Delusion

Programming Webdev StackOverflow Debugging

1 month ago 173.5K views 0 shares

The four stages of developer delusion: Stage 1: "Sure, sounds easy enough... I think I can finish that task in 20 minutes" *confidently frames the world with hands* Stage 2: *grabs head in existential despair as reality sets in* Stage 3: *stretching in preparation for the long coding marathon ahead* Stage 4: "how do i make a browser" *desperately Googling basics* The classic 20-minute task that evolves into questioning your entire career choice. Tale as old as compiler time.

Never Trust Users' Requirements

Databases Agile Programming Backend

1 month ago 239.7K views 0 shares

The classic "just one small change" that breaks your entire data model. You design a perfect database with a unique constraint ensuring each user belongs to exactly one organization. The requirements were crystal clear. You even got it in writing. Then suddenly, the user who SWORE the relationship would "always be N:1" comes back asking if users can belong to multiple organizations. That look of horror is every database architect who now has to create a junction table, update all the queries, and pretend they're not dying inside. Next time, just assume every relationship is many-to-many from the start and save yourself the trauma.

The Quantum Uncertainty Of Dev Timelines

Programming Agile Debugging

2 months ago 209.5K views 0 shares

The Quantum Uncertainty Of Dev Timelines

The eternal time estimation paradox strikes again! That magical moment when your project manager innocently asks for a delivery date, and suddenly you're doing quantum physics calculations in your head. "An hour" represents that beautiful, optimistic fantasy where everything works on the first try. "11 months" is the dark reality where you'll discover the API is deprecated, Stack Overflow is down, and your computer decides to install updates right before the demo. The confidence-to-accuracy ratio in software estimation remains the greatest unsolved problem in computer science.

When 'Quick Question' Turns Into A Full System Redesign

Programming Agile Debugging Frontend Backend

2 months ago 209.7K views 0 shares

When 'Quick Question' Turns Into A Full System Redesign

Oh sweet heavens, the AUDACITY of that innocent "quick question" that morphs into the NIGHTMARE of rebuilding the entire codebase from scratch! 😱 One minute you're happily sipping coffee, the next you're questioning every architectural decision you've made since 2015. Meanwhile, your brain is frantically running through all possible escape routes like a hamster on espresso. "Should I fake a power outage? Develop sudden amnesia? Or just silently contemplate how I ended up here while my soul leaves my body?" The existential crisis is REAL, folks!

Expectations vs. Reality: The Project Lifecycle Tragedy

Programming Devops Agile Testing Frontend

2 months ago 223.2K views 1 shares

Expectations vs. Reality: The Project Lifecycle Tragedy

The AUDACITY of the universe to transform my MAGNIFICENT software architecture into... whatever that monstrosity is! 💀 Left side: My GLORIOUS initial design - elegant microservices, perfect documentation, seamless CI/CD pipeline... basically software PERFECTION incarnate. Right side: The horrifying REALITY after three sprints - a shopping cart grilling meat on a lawn. Basically what happens when deadlines, scope creep, and "just one more feature" collide in a spectacular dumpster fire of technical debt. I swear I had DIAGRAMS and everything! DIAGRAMS!!!

Me Vs Client: The Small Change Apocalypse

Programming Webdev Agile Debugging Frontend

2 months ago 233.4K views 0 shares

Me Vs Client: The Small Change Apocalypse

The AUDACITY of clients to call their soul-crushing, architecture-destroying requests "just a small change"! 💀 Meanwhile, there I am, completely rewriting the entire codebase, questioning my career choices, and contemplating a new life as a goat farmer because their "tiny tweak" just demolished three weeks of work. The look on my face says it all - this is my villain origin story in four panels! That helpless shrug at the end? That's me accepting my fate while my git history weeps in the background.

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