Scope creep Memes

Ah, the classic "nine women can't make a baby in one month" software development metaphor just got a brutal upgrade. What starts as a lesson about how some tasks can't be parallelized quickly descends into the actual nightmare of project management reality : • Half your "resources" aren't even qualified for the job • Your deadline was a fantasy from the start • The client doesn't actually need what they asked for, but instead wants something completely different that the PM thought would be "easier" It's not just Brooks' Law anymore—it's corporate absurdity distilled into three bullet points of pure developer trauma.

THE ABSOLUTE HERO WE NEED! A t-shirt that says "#NaaS - No as a Service" for stakeholder meetings?! GENIUS! 🙌 For those of us who've survived the 47th request to "just add this one tiny feature" that would literally require rewriting the entire codebase, this shirt is basically BATTLE ARMOR. Imagine the gasps when you turn around in that Zoom call and the product manager sees your silent rebellion against scope creep! It's like having a force field against "can we just..." questions. I'm literally DYING at the thought of someone having the audacity to actually wear this. The modern developer's equivalent of bringing a sword to a gunfight - except the sword is SASS and the gunfight is a 2-hour meeting that could've been an email! 💀

The sweet illusion of productivity, crushed by managerial chaos. You think you've won the sprint game by finishing early, only to have your tech lead drop a surprise 2-story-point task in your lap without even a courtesy Slack message. That smug smile in the top panel? Gone faster than a production server during a demo. This is why we never announce when we're done early—rookie mistake. Just quietly work on tech debt or documentation until the sprint officially ends. Or better yet, take a three-day "debugging session" with your camera off.