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The dev community's collective eye-roll at Google's IDE announcements is practically a tradition at this point. The meme perfectly captures that moment when Google proudly announces their "revolutionary new IDE" only for it to be revealed as yet another VS Code fork with a Google logo slapped on it. It's like ordering a PlayStation 5 on Wish.com and getting a calculator with "PLAYSTETIAN" written in Sharpie. The disappointment is immeasurable and the developer's day is ruined. Meanwhile, Android Studio (based on IntelliJ) sits in the corner wondering why it doesn't count as a "real" IDE despite making developers' laptops sound like jet engines during Gradle builds.

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Ah, the good old days of snake oil optimization apps. Those "RAM cleaner" apps that would proudly announce they freed up 3GB of RAM on your 1GB phone were the original tech scams before crypto. It's like claiming you emptied 50 gallons from a 10-gallon tank. Pure mathematical wizardry! And we all downloaded them thinking our phones would suddenly run Crysis. The digital equivalent of those "download more RAM" websites. Kids these days with their 12GB phones will never understand the desperate hope of squeezing performance from a potato device.

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