Looking For Android Dev From 1315

Job posting Unrealistic expectations Experience requirements Tech recruiting Job market Mobile development Time travel Medieval coding

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Looking For Android Dev From 1315

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Ah yes, the classic job posting requiring 710 years of Android experience. Must have started developing apps during the Medieval period, right after finishing your daily jousting practice. Maybe they're looking for someone who coded Android apps on parchment scrolls? £400/day seems a bit low for someone who's been coding since before electricity was invented. Time travelers only need apply!

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