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Compilers Are Really Smart! Yeah Sure Buddy

computer science compiler Programming logic Error handling Runtime error Variable declaration Code tricks Division-by-zero

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7 months ago 384,030 views 2 shares

Compilers Are Really Smart! Yeah Sure Buddy

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The compiler, that supposedly brilliant piece of software, suddenly loses all its swagger when you try to trick it. Top panel: Directly divide by zero? COMPILER flexes with sunglasses and security-guard energy. "Not today, buddy." Bottom panel: Declare a variable called zero and set it to 0, then divide by that? compiler deflates like a sad balloon, completely oblivious to the impending runtime disaster. It's like watching someone check your ID at the club entrance but failing to notice it's clearly made of cardboard and crayon.

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