The Turing Test: Just Change "Loading..." To "Thinking..."

Left guy's in denial about AI coding tools while right guy's already seen the git blame logs from the future. The eternal cycle continues: new tech emerges, developers panic, then end up maintaining the mess it creates. The only constant in programming is cleaning up after the latest "revolutionary" tool. Just wait until we're all writing prompts to fix the prompts that fixed the code that broke the system.

The evolution of developer laziness has reached its final form. In 2020, some poor soul manually hardcoded every single number check like they were writing the Ten Commandments of Boolean Logic. "If it's 0, false. If it's 1, true. If it's 2, false..." Someone really sat there and typed out the entire pattern instead of just using the modulo operator like num % 2 === 0 . Fast forward to 2025, and we've collectively given up on thinking altogether. Why bother understanding basic math operations when you can just ask an AI to solve it for you? Just yeet the problem at OpenAI and pray it doesn't hallucinate a response that breaks production. The best part? The AI probably returns the hardcoded version from 2020 anyway. We went from reinventing the wheel to not even knowing what a wheel is anymore. Progress! 🚀

Welcome to 2024, where basic arithmetic is now outsourced to AI. Instead of using the + operator like a normal person, this code asks ChatGPT to calculate 5+3. Next week: using GPT-4 to increment a counter variable. The week after: entire codebase is just one API call. Progress.

Turns out your AI girlfriend is just a GPU running hot in a server farm somewhere. Strip away the fancy filters and you're dating $1500 worth of silicon that's probably mining crypto behind your back when you're not looking. At least she'll never complain about the room temperature – she's already running at 85°C.

Oh honey, the IRONY is KILLING me! 💀 Codecademy out here serving the most delicious paradox on a silver platter! Your job is safe from AI... unless your job is literally just using AI! Then you're basically hiring your own replacement! It's like saying "Don't worry about sharks eating you... unless you're made of fish!" The cognitive dissonance is giving me LIFE right now. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are frantically signing up for AI courses while simultaneously telling themselves they're irreplaceable. The mental gymnastics deserve a gold medal!

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