Runtime error Memes

The classic C++ experience in four acts: compilation success, runtime catastrophe. Imagine thinking you've won because your code compiled without errors. That's like celebrating because your parachute folded nicely before discovering mid-jump that it's actually filled with confetti. The personified C++ language is basically gaslighting the programmer: "Zero syntax errors! You're good to go!" while secretly knowing the segmentation fault apocalypse awaits. It's the programming equivalent of "the food is perfectly safe" followed by violent food poisoning. Segmentation faults - where C++ reminds you that memory management is your problem, not hers.