Blocking Requests: Choose Your Impossible Feature

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The AUDACITY of developers turning catastrophic plumbing disasters into luxury water features! 💦 First panel: "OMG THERE'S A LEAK DESTROYING EVERYTHING!" Second panel: "Actually, it's our revolutionary new hydro-cooling fountain system that definitely wasn't a mistake we couldn't fix." The ultimate developer superpower isn't fixing bugs—it's rebranding them as "intentional design choices" with a straight face. I've seen codebases held together by more "features" than actual working code! The ancient art of problem-solving by problem-denying!

Ah, the classic "inheriting a codebase" experience, elegantly represented by a dog balancing on four bottles. Your entire project is just a precarious balancing act between try-except blocks that catch everything but fix nothing, Stack Overflow solutions copy-pasted with zero understanding, questionable hacks that would make professional developers weep, and that mysterious legacy code nobody dares to touch because the entire system would probably implode. The tiny hat is just *chef's kiss* - the one attempt at documentation that explains absolutely nothing.

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