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I Know Why But Why

C++ Security Programming Debugging Backend

1 day ago 81.1K views 0 shares

I Know Why But Why

Oh my gosh, this is every C programmer's nightmare! 😱 C libraries screaming at thread safety is like watching Tom from Tom & Jerry discover that the cheese is actually a mousetrap! We technically know we should handle thread safety properly, but then we're like "my single-threaded prototype works fine, why would I complicate things?" Fast forward to production where mysterious bugs appear at 3 AM and suddenly we're questioning our entire career choices! The number of times I've written "// TODO: make thread-safe" and then completely forgotten about it is... well, let's just say it's a personal attack at this point! 🙈

Python Threading Be Like

Python Programming Backend

5 days ago 60.7K views 0 shares

Python Threading Be Like

Python's Global Interpreter Lock (GIL) strikes again! While your 8-core beast of a machine sits there begging to flex its multi-threading muscles, Python's like "nah, I'll just use this one core and let the rest take a nap." That fourth core though? It's having an existential crisis watching all that wasted potential. Multi-threaded Python is basically paying for a Ferrari and then being told you can only use first gear. Thanks GIL, you're the real MVP (Most Vexing Problem).

Programmer

Programming C++ Java Debugging Backend

7 days ago 73.0K views 4 shares

Programmer

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TRUE! 😂 Every developer who's ever touched multithreading just felt a disturbance in the Force! Threads seem like such a brilliant solution until you're suddenly debugging race conditions at 3AM, wondering why your program works perfectly on Tuesdays but crashes on Thursdays. It's like trying to coordinate 10 toddlers to build a sandcastle - theoretically possible, practically CHAOS! And the worst part? The bugs are never reproducible when your boss is watching!