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The entrepreneurial dream vs harsh reality in one perfect meme. Top panel: "I OWN AN SAAS" - that glorious moment when you convince yourself you're the next tech billionaire because you cobbled together a subscription service that might generate dozens of dollars per month. Bottom panel: "I'M BROKE AS FUCK" - the crushing financial reality after paying for AWS instances, domain renewals, marketing tools, and that fancy standing desk you "needed" for productivity. The startup life cycle compressed into four brutally honest words. Welcome to bootstrapping, where your bank account and mental health compete to see which crashes first!

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Picture the internet as a beautiful, fragile ecosystem held together by duct tape and prayer. Now watch it spiral down the drain because literally EVERYTHING depends on AWS, Azure, and Cloudflare. One Cloudflare outage? Half the internet goes dark. AWS decides to take a nap? Your startup, your bank, your streaming service, and probably your smart toaster all scream in unison. The center of this glorious death spiral? "Dead internet" – because when these cloud giants sneeze, the entire digital world catches pneumonia. The cherry on top? That little "first major LLM deployed" at the start of the spiral, suggesting AI might've kicked off this beautiful cascade of chaos. And there you are, helplessly watching your carefully architected microservices get flushed along with everyone else's infrastructure. Single point of failure? Never heard of her! Welcome to modern cloud architecture where "distributed systems" somehow all route through the same three companies. Redundancy is just a fancy word we use in meetings to feel better about ourselves.

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The fastest way to burn through $100M? Just whisper "AWS" and watch your bank account evaporate. That SRE knew exactly what they were doing - nothing drains a budget faster than spinning up a few "right-sized" EC2 instances and forgetting about them for a weekend. The genie immediately adding a fourth rule is basically Amazon's business model in a nutshell. Honestly, at least gambling gives you a chance of winning something back.

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