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The Tech Support Nightmare

The Tech Support Nightmare
The eternal tech support nightmare captured in six panels. Non-technical person asks if you're "good with computers," then immediately demands impossible magic like putting MP3s in a watch and talk radio with Frank Sinatra. When you try explaining the technical limitations, they just scream "DRAG AND DROP! DRAG AND DROP!" as if that's the universal solution to all computing problems. The perfect encapsulation of why programmers develop eye twitches when relatives call for "quick computer help."

Blocking Requests: Choose Your Impossible Feature

Blocking Requests: Choose Your Impossible Feature
First panel: Kid wants a dragon for Christmas. Totally reasonable request. Second panel: Santa says "be realistic" because, you know, dragons don't exist (yet). Third panel: Kid switches to asking for "true concurrency without changing the existing design" - which is basically asking for a mythical creature in the programming world. It's like requesting to add multi-threading to legacy spaghetti code without touching a single line. Pure fantasy! Fourth panel: Santa's like "what color dragon do you want?" because suddenly a fire-breathing reptile seems WAY more achievable than refactoring for concurrency without breaking everything. The perfect metaphor for when your PM asks for the impossible and then wonders why you're laughing hysterically at your desk.

They're Harder To Find Than Mythical Creatures

They're Harder To Find Than Mythical Creatures
Behold the ULTIMATE networking protocol fantasy! Child asks for a dragon, Santa says "be realistic." Then the kid asks for an MSRP 5090 router (which doesn't exist yet) and SUDDENLY Santa's like "what color dragon do you want?" ๐Ÿ’€ Getting your hands on next-gen networking equipment is apparently HARDER THAN ACQUIRING A MYTHICAL FIRE-BREATHING BEAST! The absolute state of tech supply chains has Santa reaching for his magical dragon-summoning powers instead of dealing with backorders and scalpers!