Are You A Good Developer ?

Regular ghosts? Pfft, not scary. But pushing untested code to production on Friday afternoon? PURE TERROR. Nothing says "I've chosen violence today" quite like deploying right before the weekend. The developer's screaming face perfectly captures that moment when you realize your weekend plans just transformed into "debugging mysterious errors while your PM sends increasingly concerned texts." Pro tip: the only thing that should get pushed on Friday is your office chair... back under your desk as you leave at 2pm.

The unholy inscription on the One Ring is actually just a regex pattern. Gandalf spent 60 years researching it not because of dark magic, but because he couldn't remember if \w includes underscores or not. Every developer who's stared at a regex pattern for more than 10 minutes eventually starts muttering "precious" and crawling around in server rooms.

When faced with a choice between proper debugging tools and littering your code with print statements, the red button wins every time. It's like choosing between a surgical scalpel and a sledgehammer for brain surgery, yet somehow we all default to the sledgehammer. The dopamine hit from seeing console.log("made it here") is just too powerful to resist. Sure, debuggers exist, but why use sophisticated tools when you can turn your terminal into an unreadable wall of text?

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The PostgreSQL docs really said "don't @ me" with calendar math. That snarky response about complaining to the Pope is peak database documentation energy. It's like the author got tired of people arguing about whether the 21st century started in 2000 or 2001 and just decided to drop the mic with SQL receipts. The query results don't lie - December 2000 is century 20, February 2001 is century 21. And if you have a problem with that logic, good luck getting the Vatican to change 2000 years of calendar conventions for your database query.