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Content Writing unit tests Pros: -they'll improve the quality of my code -it'll take like 10 mins max -literally everyone says that I should Cons: -i don't wanna CONCLUSION: i will not write unit tests

Buying "Clean Code" and expecting to magically transform into a coding genius is like buying a gym membership and expecting abs without ever breaking a sweat. The book sits proudly on your shelf while your actual code still looks like it was written by a caffeinated squirrel with a keyboard. Sure, Uncle Bob's wisdom is legendary, but implementing those principles? That's the real pill to swallow. Meanwhile, your codebase is still a magnificent dumpster fire that no amount of theoretical knowledge can extinguish without actual practice.

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