When Wednesday Never Ends

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When Wednesday Never Ends

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Ever notice how Wednesday feels like it lasts an eternity? Some developer clearly did. While normal days like Monday and Tuesday get standard enum values, Wednesday gets the special treatment with Wednesday, Wedneshour, Wednesminute, and Wednessecond. Because that middle-of-the-week day doesn't just pass by—it stretches into its own time dimension where each second feels like an existential crisis. This is what happens when programmers document the actual perceived length of days instead of just following the calendar.

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