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Guy claims "real devs don't use PHP" while PHP Foundation announces critical security vulnerabilities affecting millions of production servers. Same guy previously leaked his API keys in a .env file on stream, racked up a $90k Google Cloud bill, and blamed his code editor for publishing secrets to Cloudflare Pages.
Nothing screams "real developer" quite like gatekeeping a language that powers 77% of the web while simultaneously not understanding basic secrets management. The irony is so thick you could deploy it to production without testing.
Pro tip: If your tech opinions cost more than a Tesla, maybe focus on .gitignore files before dunking on languages that have been battle-tested since before you discovered what an environment variable is.
