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Content when you're reminded you wrote the world's biggest social network in PHP

In the software development realm, there's a clear hierarchy of suffering, and PHP sits firmly at the bottom. Nobody wants to touch PHP with a ten-foot keyboard until... dramatic lightning someone actually needs it. The comic perfectly captures that moment when developers would rather sit alone in existential despair than volunteer for general programming tasks, but suddenly spring to attention when PHP is mentioned—not out of enthusiasm, but with the maniacal energy of someone who knows they're about to witness a train wreck and can't look away. It's like finding out your friend needs help moving, and you're suddenly very busy—until they mention their new place has a hot tub. Except the hot tub is full of legacy code and deprecated functions.

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Content Questions Jobs Tags Users Badges Ask A V reddit API - Pulling images from subreddit php Xml son reddit I'm looking for examples in reddit API. I want to pull images from a certain subreddit (http:www.reddit.comrVillagePorn) and put them on a webpage. I've seen other websites do it (mainly, r ) and I can't figure out how. I tried http:www.reddit.comrVillagePorn.xml but that just returns the Thumbnail of the picture. Not even the link itself. What should I do? Share Improve this question Follow test 16.3k 63 161 238 asked Jul 5 '12 at 18:37 Bojangles 94.8k 48 163 200 edited Jul 5 '12 at 18:42 2 That's a pretty subreddit :) (and no, it's not NSFW for those of you who are wondering) - Bojangles Jul 5 '12 at 18:43 Add a comment

Your English teacher lied to you. That semicolon you learned about in 9th grade? Yeah, it's basically the most overused piece of punctuation in programming. Every line in JavaScript, C++, Java, and half the languages out there ends with one. It's like the period of code, except you actually get punished if you forget it. Meanwhile, your English teacher is out here saying "we will hardly use it" while you're debugging for 2 hours because you forgot a single semicolon on line 247. The irony is delicious. Welcome to programming, where semicolons are mandatory and your sanity is optional.