The Missing Semicolon Chronicles

Content all ATT Wi-Fi VPN 11:35 AM 46 0 Today 8:05 AM All good brother Today 11:27 AM A fucking misplaced lowercase s took hours. Damn comp sci in a nutshell No matter how good you get at debugging shit like this always comes around to remind you that you know nothing about anything Delivered It's alright, in one class we had sophomore year we had to code in matlab My friend spent two hours trying to figure out why this girls code wouldn't run because it was the exact same as his Finally he figured out that she had used o's instead of 0's because they looked prettier iMessage

Content Aaron Patterson tenderlove Apr 20, 2016 I like to add and M any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug 128 17 3.8K 5.4K assertchris assertchris Replying to tenderlove tenderlove shochdoerfer I like to add obiect Obiect!.. 7:44 AM Apr 20, 2016 Twitter Web Client v 10 Retweets 86 Likes 9 17 iT

Progress in programming: going from "your code doesn't work" to "your code doesn't work, but differently." The sweet satisfaction of upgrading from a .NET core error to literally any other error is the closest thing we have to victory champagne. It's like being lost in the woods, finding a different set of unfamiliar trees, and celebrating because at least the scenery changed. Debugging is just the art of collecting error messages until one of them accidentally reveals the solution—or until you've stared at them long enough that your brain reboots and suddenly sees the missing semicolon that's been there all along.

Content X Cons Being open source, the program often crashes Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

The career progression of programmers, as told by burial containers. From wooden coffins to ancient Egyptian treasures – the difference? Documentation that doesn't make your colleagues want to mummify you alive. Let's be honest, writing clean code is one thing, but those who take the time to explain why they implemented that bizarre regex pattern at 2AM deserve pharaoh-level treatment in the afterlife. The rest of us? Just toss us in a pine box when we inevitably die from caffeine overdose.

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