The eternal IT support battle in five acts:
Angry admin: "THIS IS NOT A DNS ISSUE!"
Smug dev: "I CAN PING 8.8.8.8" (Google's DNS server, the universal "is my internet working?" test)
Admin, veins popping: "THEN YOUR INTERNET WORKS!"
Dev, confused: "I CAN'T PING GOOGLE.COM"
Admin, having a stroke: "STOP BLAMING DNS FOR YOUR PROBLEMS"
Narrator: It was, in fact, a DNS issue.