Has This Happened To Anyone

Who needs SCP, rsync, or network shares when you can just physically relocate your mouse? The beauty of this solution is its elegant simplicity - no need to worry about permissions, firewall rules, or connection timeouts. Just unplug and go. It's the networking equivalent of solving traffic by removing all the roads. Works 60% of the time, every time.

When that API integration is due in 20 minutes, who has time to read docs? Just crack open the Network tab, copy that curl command, and hack it into your codebase. Sure, the SDK has error handling, type safety, and won't break when the API changes... but that's a problem for Future You. Nothing says "technical debt speedrun" like reverse-engineering API calls while your PM thinks you're "implementing the proper solution."

When your security is so good even you can't access it! The joke here is playing on the concept of SSH private keys (already meant to be secret) and making them "more private" by adding more 's' and 'h' characters—as if whispering "shhh" makes your encryption stronger. It's the digital equivalent of putting your password in a safe, then forgetting the safe combination, then burying the safe in concrete. Security through obscurity and anxiety!

The ultimate tech interview power move. Skip the résumé, just hack the interviewer's calendar. Bonus points for finding their salary spreadsheet while you're in there. When they ask about your "ethical hacking skills," just stare blankly and say "what ethics?"

Ah, the classic networking betrayal. First two packets proudly announce their existence and identity, then the third one just unceremoniously terminates the connection. It's like the network equivalent of a company changing their logo back from rainbow after June 30th. The TCP handshake said "hello" only to immediately say "actually, nevermind."

The evolution of data collection in three acts of increasing desperation. First, you've got your fancy waiters (API) - clean, professional, brings exactly what you ordered. Then there's the pirates (scraping) - stealing what you need because the restaurant won't serve you. And finally, the undead hordes (archive.md) - the nuclear option when a site has died but you still need that precious data. It's the developer's journey from "I'd like to make a request" to "I'm breaking into your house at 2am with bolt cutters."