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We Ignored The Signs

22 days ago 39.2M views 0 shares

Remember when dial-up modems made that absolutely demonic screeching noise every time you connected to the internet? Yeah, turns out that wasn't just random noise—that was your computer literally screaming in agony about what humanity was about to unleash upon itself. The machines were trying to warn us! They knew what was coming: spam emails, Twitter arguments, Stack Overflow condescension, JavaScript frameworks multiplying like rabbits, and production bugs at 2 AM. But did we listen? NOPE. We just sat there like "hehe internet go brrr" while our poor modems wailed prophecies of doom. Now here we are, drowning in npm packages and regex nightmares, and honestly? We deserve it.

Who In Here Is Older Than The Y2K Bug?

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1 month ago 55.3M views 0 shares

Nothing says "we totally have this under control" like a Best Buy sticker telling you to shut down your computer before society collapses at midnight. Because apparently the solution to a global software crisis was... turning it off and on again? The Y2K bug was caused by programmers in the '60s and '70s storing years as two digits (99 instead of 1999) to save memory—which was expensive back when 640KB was considered luxury. Fast forward to 1999, and everyone realized computers might think the year 2000 was actually 1900, potentially causing everything from banking systems to nuclear reactors to have an existential crisis. The real kicker? We spent billions fixing it, nothing catastrophic happened, and now half the internet thinks it was all a hoax. Meanwhile, those same two-digit year shortcuts are STILL hiding in legacy code somewhere, waiting for their sequel in 2038 when Unix timestamps overflow. Can't wait for that reunion tour.

Found The Commit That Changed Everything

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3 months ago 12.7M views 0 shares

Found The Commit That Changed Everything

Sam Altman announces ChatGPT to the world on November 30th, 2022. One day later, someone calls it "your worst product concept so far." Imagine being that confident in your wrongness. That's like rejecting the iPhone because flip phones were working just fine. Fast forward a bit and ChatGPT basically rewrote the entire software industry, made Stack Overflow traffic plummet, and turned every developer into a prompt engineer. But sure, worst product concept. Right up there with "the internet is just a fad." The real kicker? This tweet aged like milk left on a radiator. Sometimes the commit that changes everything looks unremarkable at first. And sometimes you're just spectacularly wrong on the internet forever.

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3 months ago 1.9M views 1 shares

Oh, the AUDACITY of building massive infrastructure right before a recession hits! Companies out here spending billions on data centers like they're the 1830s canal enthusiasts, absolutely CONVINCED that on-premise infrastructure is the future of enterprise computing. Then 2008 (or COVID, or whatever economic apocalypse) rolls through, budgets evaporate faster than your motivation on a Monday morning, and suddenly AWS is like "hey bestie, want to pay per hour instead?" Five years later, everyone's migrated to the cloud and those beautiful, expensive data centers are sitting there like abandoned canal networks—half-finished monuments to overconfidence and terrible timing. The CFO walks past them every day, weeping softly while clutching their cloud bills. History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme in the most financially devastating way possible.

Object Oriented Programming Is An Exceptionally Bad Idea Which Could Only Have Originated In California

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3 months ago 1.1M views 0 shares

Object Oriented Programming Is An Exceptionally Bad Idea Which Could Only Have Originated In California

Edsger Dijkstra, the legendary computer scientist who gave us shortest path algorithms and structured programming, wasn't exactly known for holding back his opinions. The man literally wrote essays with titles like "Go To Statement Considered Harmful" – subtlety wasn't his thing. Here he's taking a flamethrower to OOP while simultaneously roasting California in one elegant sentence. The California dig is chef's kiss – implying that only the land of tech startups, venture capital, and questionable wellness trends could birth something as "misguided" as object-oriented programming. Dijkstra preferred mathematical elegance and formal methods. To him, OOP was like watching someone solve a calculus problem with crayons. The functional programming crowd still quotes this like scripture whenever someone mentions inheritance hierarchies or the Singleton pattern. Plot twist: OOP went on to dominate the industry for decades. Sometimes even legendary computer scientists can't predict what'll stick. But hey, at least we got a sick burn out of it.

Number Of Ks

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4 months ago 598.2K views 2 shares

So the original Macintosh from 1984 had 128K of RAM, while your fancy 4K TV from 2018 has... 4K. Technically the Mac wins by a landslide at 128 Ks versus 4 Ks. Progress, right? Love how we went from measuring computer power in kilobytes to measuring screen resolution in thousands of pixels, and somehow ended up using the same letter K for completely different things. It's like the tech industry just ran out of alphabet and said "screw it, let's reuse K for everything." Your $3000 gaming rig with 64GB RAM? That's 67,108,864 Ks. But your monitor? Just 4K. We really need better marketing.

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How I Learned About Image Analysis In Uni

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5 months ago 513.4K views 0 shares

How I Learned About Image Analysis In Uni

The history of digital image processing is... interesting. Back in the early days, computer scientists needed test images to develop algorithms for compression, filtering, and analysis. Problem was, they needed something standardized everyone could use. Enter the November 1972 issue of Playboy. Some researchers at USC literally scanned a centerfold (Miss November, Lena Forsén) and it became THE standard test image in computer vision for decades. Every image processing textbook, every research paper, every university lecture - there's Lena. So yeah, you'd be sitting in your serious academic Computer Vision class, professor droning on about convolution kernels and edge detection, and BAM - cropped Playboy centerfold on the projector. Nobody talks about it, everyone just accepts it. Peak academic awkwardness meets "we've always done it this way" energy. The image is still used today, though it's finally getting phased out because, you know, maybe using a Playboy model as the universal standard in a male-dominated field wasn't the best look.

Sorry Microslop

Microsoft Windows Webdev Frontend

6 months ago 422.8K views 6 shares

The Windows Recycle Bin icon had a good run from 1995-1998, but then Microsoft decided to use it as a dumping ground for their failed browser experiments. Internet Explorer in 2000? Straight to trash. IE again in 2010? Still trash. Then they pivoted to throwing their entire product lineup in there: Teams in 2016 (because who actually likes using Teams?), Edge in 2020 (Chromium-based redemption arc aside), and apparently by 2026 they're planning to toss in Windows Copilot with that rainbow gradient disaster. The recycle bin has evolved from a simple trash receptacle to a graveyard of Microsoft's "this will definitely work this time" initiatives. At least they're self-aware enough to keep the metaphor consistent.

IBM 1979 Variant

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6 months ago 457.4K views 0 shares

IBM back in '79 really thought they had it all figured out with this corporate manifesto. "Computers can't be spiteful or horny, therefore they can't make art." Fast forward to 2024 and AI is generating furry art and writing passive-aggressive code comments that would make any senior dev proud. The logic here is beautifully flawed. Turns out spite and horniness aren't prerequisites for creativity—they're just what makes human art interesting . Meanwhile, generative AI is out here proving that you don't need emotions to make art, you just need enough training data and electricity bills that would bankrupt a small nation. Props to IBM for this take aging like milk in the desert sun. Nothing says "we understand creativity" like a corporation in the mainframe era trying to philosophically gatekeep artistic expression.

Aged Like Milk

Hardware Programming

6 months ago 292.0K views 0 shares

Ken Olsen, CEO of Digital Equipment Corporation, confidently declared in 1977 that nobody would ever need a computer at home. Fast forward a few decades and we're literally panicking when our phone battery drops below 20%. We've got computers in our pockets, on our wrists, in our fridges, and probably embedded in our toasters at this point. The irony here is chef's kiss level. The guy was literally selling computers while simultaneously predicting they'd never be a household item. It's like a car salesman saying "nobody will ever need personal transportation." Digital Equipment Corporation eventually went bankrupt in 1998, probably around the time people were installing Windows 98 on their home PCs and playing Solitaire instead of working. Fun fact: Today we have more computing power in our smartphones than NASA used to land on the moon. So yeah, Ken... we found a few reasons to have computers at home. Like doomscrolling Twitter at 2 AM and arguing with strangers on Reddit about whether tabs or spaces are superior.

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Microsoft In The 90s Vs Today

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7 months ago 405.1K views 1 shares

Remember when Microsoft was the unstoppable titan that had governments filing antitrust lawsuits because they were too dominant? Yeah, those were the days. Back in the 90s, they were flexing hard with Windows 95, crushing Netscape, and basically owning the entire desktop market like a monopolistic bodybuilder. Fast forward to today, and they've gone from "our OS will dominate the world" to desperately begging you to try their AI chatbot. "Please use Bing! We added ChatGPT! Look, Copilot can write your emails!" It's like watching a former heavyweight champion now selling protein shakes on Instagram. The transformation is wild—from antitrust villain to the company that's just happy you're using Edge (which is just Chrome with extra steps anyway). They went from "embrace, extend, extinguish" to "embrace open source and pray people notice us."

Annual Meeting Of Unhated Technologies

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8 months ago 589.7K views 0 shares

The conference room is completely empty except for the world's loneliest table. Turns out when you're looking for universally beloved tech, you get PHP 6 (which never actually shipped), IPv5 (a failed experimental protocol that was skipped entirely), and Windows 9 (which Microsoft yeeted straight into the void). The joke writes itself: these "attendees" are either vaporware, skipped versions, or technologies so cursed they never saw the light of day. They can't be hated if they don't exist. *taps forehead* Meanwhile, every other technology is out there getting roasted daily on Twitter. JavaScript? Too many frameworks. Python? Slow as molasses. Rust? The evangelists won't shut up. But these three? Pure, untarnished, because they never had the chance to disappoint anyone.

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