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That smug little face says it all. The cat (labeled "Cursor AI") sits there with that self-satisfied grin while staring at the waffle ("The code that broke production") like it's about to devour the evidence. Nothing quite matches the special feeling of watching your teammate's cursor float around the screen in real-time as they confidently add that one magical line of code that brings down the entire system. "Trust me, this will fix it!" they say, right before Slack explodes with alerts and your phone starts having a seizure with PagerDuty notifications. But of course, this "didn't happen at your company." Just like how nobody ever pushed to main on Friday at 4:55 PM.

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The eternal developer struggle: writing code that runs lightning fast (0ms runtime, beats 100% of solutions) while also being memory-efficient (9.30MB, beats only 5.23% of solutions). It's like having two wolves inside you – one obsessed with speed, the other completely ignoring memory usage. That "Analyze Complexity" button is just waiting to crush your soul with the big O notation reality check. Meanwhile, every developer silently thinks: "Yeah, but it works on my machine, so who cares if it consumes RAM like Chrome tabs?"

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