Grandpa Python: The OG Coding Language

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Grandpa Python: The OG Coding Language

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Turns out Python's been silently judging Java for being the "new kid" all along. While everyone's busy arguing about which language is better, Python's sitting there with its reading glasses on like "I remember when you were just a glint in Sun Microsystems' eye." Four years might not seem like much, but in programming years? That's basically a generation gap. No wonder Python looks at Java's enterprise features and just mutters "kids these days with their fancy garbage collection and verbose syntax."

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