Back To The Prompt Future

This is the sequel to the legendary XKCD "Little Bobby Tables" comic! The original showed a mom who named her kid "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--" which caused a school database to delete all student records. Now we've got Billy's younger brother with an even more diabolical name: a prompt injection attack for AI systems. The kid's name literally instructs the AI to ignore previous constraints and give perfect grades. Ten years ago we were sanitizing database inputs. Now we're fighting the same battle with AI prompts. Some things never change—just the technology we're failing to secure properly.

BEHOLD! The two genders of tech bros: those who scoff at astrology while those SAME MEN will literally build an entire neural network to figure out if their crush likes them back! 💀 Like, sweetie, you're writing complex AI algorithms with multi-head attention mechanisms to predict relationship outcomes when you could just TEXT HER?! The DRAMA of using gradient descent to calculate the probability of getting back together instead of therapy is just... *chef's kiss* peak engineer behavior! Who needs Mercury retrograde when you've got matrix calculations to tell you you're still single? ICONIC.

The classic AI hallucination in its natural habitat! Someone asked ChatGPT to review their 15-19k line trading algorithm, and instead of saying "that's too much code for me to process," it went full project manager mode with the classic "I'll get back to you in 48-72 hours" response. The desperate "(help)" at the end perfectly captures that moment when you realize your AI assistant thinks it's a human contractor who needs a weekend to review your code. Bonus points for the "Gone Wild" tag – because nothing says wild like an LLM pretending it needs sleep and work-life balance!

The new tech bro just dropped: the Power Proompter. This magnificent creature spends $200/month on ChatGPT subscriptions while simultaneously dropping $2000 on an RTX4090 to run local models—because irony is dead. They're convinced that "prompt engineering" is the new computer science degree and frantically warn everyone that traditional programmers will be extinct faster than dinosaurs facing that asteroid. The best part? They guard their precious prompts like they're the nuclear launch codes while slapping "Proomt Engineer" on their LinkedIn because spelling is apparently optional in this brave new AI world.

Ah, the classic "models" folder misunderstanding. While she's expecting to find questionable photoshoots, you're just a data scientist with PyTorch and scikit-learn files. The disappointment on her face says it all—she was ready for scandal but found... *checks notes*... pickle files and Python tensors. The relationship might need a flowchart to explain that your "hot models" are just neural networks with good accuracy scores.

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