The Last Goodbye You Never Knew You Said

Homer Simpson ripping out a "Free IT Advice" sign to reveal the sacred commandment of tech: "IF IT WORKS, DON'T TOUCH IT." This isn't just advice—it's the unspoken religion of every production environment. That mystical code that ran fine for 7 years? Written by a dev who left the company in 2015? Deployed on a server no one remembers the password to? Yeah, nobody's volunteering to "refactor" that bad boy. We just light candles and pray it continues working until retirement.

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That moment when your "free antivirus" solution turns out to be worse than the original threat. The classic bait-and-switch where you download some sketchy antivirus to save your computer, but instead of rescuing the hostage, it just executes it and high-fives the original virus. Been in tech for 15 years and I've seen more systems bricked by "PC SUPER CLEANER 2000" than actual malware. Pro tip: Windows Defender and common sense are free and don't come with complementary ransomware.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this support conversation! 😱 First, they're like "I have a problem with Outlook" without ANY details. Then when asked what SPECIFICALLY isn't working, their profound, earth-shattering response is just... "Outlook." THAT'S IT. No elaboration! No error message! Just... "Outlook." This is the tech support equivalent of telling your doctor "I'm sick" and when they ask about symptoms you just repeat "SICKNESS." I'm having an existential crisis just witnessing this level of communication breakdown!

Ah, the classic Nvidia business strategy presented through Gru's plan meme! First panel: "Let's release the 5000 series with zero performance gains!" *confident face* Second panel: "Then update drivers to deliberately cripple older cards!" *still confident* Third panel: "Cause crashes across our entire GPU lineup!" *wait, what?* Fourth panel: *realizes* "CAUSE CRASHES ACROSS OUR ENTIRE GPU LINEUP?!" *horrified face* Nothing says "we're passionate about gaming" quite like sabotaging your own hardware ecosystem! At this point, gamers are just Stockholm syndrome victims with RGB lighting.