The Last Goodbye You Never Knew You Said

Windows xp Nostalgia End of support Legacy software Operating systems Tech history Bliss wallpaper Windows 10

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The Last Goodbye You Never Knew You Said

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OMG, the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE is real! 😭 That iconic Windows XP shutdown screen against the legendary Bliss wallpaper hits harder than any breakup I've ever had! We all clicked "Turn Off" one fateful day, never knowing we were participating in a HISTORIC FAREWELL! The digital equivalent of not appreciating your last normal day before the pandemic! And now Windows 10 is marching toward the same digital graveyard! Just IMAGINE the future therapy sessions: "So when did your trust issues begin?" "When Microsoft forced me to upgrade to Windows 11 and I couldn't find the Start menu!" TRAGIC!

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