The Natural Habitat Of Backend Developers

Behold the mythical backend developer in their natural habitat: facing away from humanity, just like their servers. Two monitors for double the terminal windows, yet somehow still not enough screen real estate for all those microservices. That impeccable hair? Styled by running fingers through it while muttering "why is this API returning null?" The blue folders? Documentation that nobody will ever read. Frontend devs might make things pretty, but backend devs make things work—even if they haven't seen sunlight since the last major version release.