The Truth About Web Development

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Freezing to death in your apartment? Don't worry, just run a Gradle build and WITNESS THE MIRACLE! Your computer will transform into a thermonuclear reactor that could heat an entire ZIP code! The desperate "run gradle build" solution is the programmer's equivalent of setting your money on fire for warmth—except this fire comes with a progress bar and enough CPU usage to make your laptop levitate off the desk! Who needs central heating when your development environment doubles as a space heater that could probably be seen from the International Space Station?!

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Ah, the mythical "50-60k lines of AI-generated Python code" beast in the wild! This person has created the software engineering equivalent of Frankenstein's monster and is now realizing that lightning strikes alone can't debug recursive dependency loops. The real comedy is that they've spent months in a "debugging ditch" but still think hiring a human developer is just about "tidying up." That's like saying you need a surgeon to "put a little bandaid" on your self-performed heart transplant. Any developer who takes this job is going to need hazmat gear to wade through 60,000 lines of hallucinated imports and nonsensical variable names. The cleanup bill might exceed the GDP of a small nation!