The Truth About Web Development

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The Truth About Web Development

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The beautiful, organized pattern on the frontend hides the absolute chaos happening in the backend. Just like how your CSS might look pixel-perfect to users while your server code resembles a tangled mess of spaghetti and duct tape holding everything together. That loose thread hanging off the bottom? That's the one undocumented API call that'll bring down the entire system if someone pulls on it. Nobody talk about those 47 nested if-statements keeping production alive!

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