The Truth About Web Development

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Ah yes, the classic "workplace safety sign" energy. You know that feeling when your entire infrastructure has been humming along smoothly for over two weeks? That's when you start getting nervous. Because Cloudflare going down isn't just an outage—it's a global event that takes half the internet with it. The counter resetting to zero is the chef's kiss here. It's like those factory signs that say "X days without an accident" except this one never gets past three weeks. And the best part? There's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Your monitoring alerts are screaming, your boss is asking questions, and you're just sitting there like "yeah, it's Cloudflare, not us." Then you watch the status page refresh every 30 seconds like it's going to magically fix itself. Pro tip: When Cloudflare goes down, just tweet "it's not DNS" and wait. That's literally all you can do.

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Content What are the 7 deadly sins of programming? John Purcell, Creator of CaveOfProgramming.com Updated Dec 2, 2017 Upvoted by Les Howie, Software professional for 40 years. and Hasib Al Muhaimin, IOl participant '13, '14, '15, ACM-ICPC World Finalist 2016 Author has 5.9k answers and 9.3m answer views 1. Using spaces instead of tabs. You should always, always use tabs, not spaces. 2. Using tabs instead of spaces. You should always, always use spaces, not tabs. 3. Not using auto-formatting. Forget all that tabsspaces rubbish, what's wrong with you - auto-format your code and then people won't have to look at vour weird ideas about brackets and spaces. 4. Using IDEs, which have features such as auto-formatting and nicely- coloured buttons. All code should be written in vi or Emacs, thus ensuring the purity of the programming experience. 5. Not using IDEs. No-one wants to pay for all the time it's going to take you to type things that you could have done at the click of a button, or scroll up and down using some ridiculous key combination invoked using LISP. 6. Failing to learn C and C. It's really important to learn the two absolute essential languages. You think Java is just as good? Fine, write me a real- time control system for racing cars in Java and I'll believe you. 7. Learning C or C when you could be using something modern like Java instead. Admit it - all your schedules involving C or C overrun by five years. And even then the software turns out to have critical flaws that Java would not even have allowed you to create. 8. Overrunning the end of an array. 356.1k views View 11.9k Upvoters View Sharers