We Log Everything

We Log Everything
logging-memes, devops-memes, debugging-memes, monitoring-memes, production-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Every dev team meeting ever: "We need comprehensive logging for troubleshooting!" Fast forward three months, and your production server is churning out 20GB of logs daily that nobody ever looks at until something explodes.

The uncomfortable silence when someone asks about your log monitoring strategy is the same silence you hear when asking who's been reviewing the 8,432 Dependabot PRs from last month.

The real senior dev move? Grep through 10 million lines at 3AM while muttering "I know it's in here somewhere" as the CEO keeps texting for updates.

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