Holy Debugging: When Code Needs An Exorcism

server sysadmin Exorcism Daemon Code quality Server maintenance Tech support Production issues

Linux Programming Debugging Devops Bash

7 months ago 331,432 views 0 shares

Holy Debugging: When Code Needs An Exorcism

linux-memes, server-memes, debugging-memes, sysadmin-memes, exorcism-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When your server demons are so unruly that divine intervention is the only option left. Nothing says "we've reached a new level of desperation" quite like a priest with a broom performing an exorcism on your Linux server. The command at the bottom (etc/init.d/daemon stop) is the technical equivalent of "begone, unholy bugs!" — except with a 50% success rate at best. The other 50%? That's when you start considering a career change to something less haunted, like ghost hunting.

More Like This

Just One Bad Driver

Linux

1 year ago 43.9K views 0 shares

justOneBadDriver | linux-memes, ux-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Rohit Thakur ninza7 In order to play the role of an insane and mentally depressed person in the movie "Joker", Jaoquin Phoenix had to install Nvidia drivers on Linux

Me after using this app

Linux Programming Python StackOverflow Databases

4 years ago 159.5K views 0 shares

Me after using this app | code-memes, python-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, git-memes, github-memes, search-memes, overflow-memes, rds-memes, documentation-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ) Python rPython 11h 10 Awards We're building an app that lets you search Stack Overflow, Python documentation, and code on GitHub Hey folks! My friend and I are building Devbook. It's a desktop app that allows you to search in Stack Overflow, search and read documentation, and search public code on GitHub fro... 898 126 , Share Unlimited power!

Git Blame Someone Else

Linux Devops Git Programming

10 months ago 304.1K views 2 shares

Git Blame Someone Else

Finally, a Git command that matches what we're all thinking! This fake package lets you rewrite Git history to blame your bugs on someone else, complete with a savage "You're officially an asshole" confirmation message. Every senior dev has fantasized about this after inheriting legacy code from that one colleague who mysteriously left right before their spaghetti code exploded in production. The Linus Torvalds endorsement is just chef's kiss perfection - because nothing says "authentic Git experience" like casual profanity and shifting responsibility.

DROP TABLE `client details`;

Linux

2 years ago 49.8K views 0 shares

DROP TABLE `client details`; | data-memes, database-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me: clears off table after dinner Database team: STARECAT.COM

Integer Overflow: The Time Bomb Ticks

Linux Security Programming Debugging

8 months ago 221.7K views 0 shares

Integer Overflow: The Time Bomb Ticks

Oh look, it's the 2038 problem in action! When you store time as a signed 32-bit integer, you're basically giving your system an expiration date of January 19, 2038. After that? Total digital apocalypse. The poor guy is staring at a calendar showing both December 1901 and January 2038 because his phone just time-traveled to the edges of its numerical universe. When that integer counter maxes out, systems will wrap around to negative numbers—hello 1901, goodbye sanity! Somewhere, a COBOL programmer is muttering "Y2K was just a practice round."

Gold

Linux Backend

2 years ago 51.9K views 0 shares

Gold | git-memes, github-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Atif Aslam showing off his GitHub contributions on stage ProdrammerHumor.io