Holy Debugging: When Code Needs An Exorcism

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Holy Debugging: When Code Needs An Exorcism

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When your server demons are so unruly that divine intervention is the only option left. Nothing says "we've reached a new level of desperation" quite like a priest with a broom performing an exorcism on your Linux server. The command at the bottom (etc/init.d/daemon stop) is the technical equivalent of "begone, unholy bugs!" — except with a 50% success rate at best. The other 50%? That's when you start considering a career change to something less haunted, like ghost hunting.

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