Holy Debugging: When Code Needs An Exorcism

Content 6 o 86 6 45 M 39 12:41 PM Tweet Chunk harrdtimes The worst part of coding is when you finally fix the problem, but then you gotta go back and delete all the random garbage code you threw in to try to fix the problem. LSEP GIF 12:38 PM 01 Jul 19 Twitter Web Client Ill View Tweet activity ProgrammerHumor io

Jumping into DevOps without Linux fundamentals is like trying to swallow those giant horse pills without water. Trust me, I've watched countless "Docker experts" crash and burn because they couldn't troubleshoot a basic shell script. The title "Also Git" is perfect - because Git is another one of those deceptively simple tools that will absolutely wreck your week when something goes wrong. Nothing quite like the cold sweat of a botched rebase on production code at 2AM. Been there, broken that.

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The classic illusion of choice in software installations! You're given two options - "Express Installation" which you reject because it sounds suspiciously like it'll install 17 toolbars and change your homepage. Then there's "Custom Installation" which you eagerly select to maintain control... only to discover it has exactly the same options as Express. It's like when you spend 10 minutes carefully configuring installation settings just to end up with the default configuration anyway. The software equivalent of asking "Do you want it my way or... also my way but with extra clicks?"

Content JULIA EVANS bork git discussion bingo WTF is detached HEAD state I hate git git's design is SO elegant I've used git for 10 years and I have no idea how it works commits are immutable snapshots just use magit git is a directed acyclic graph you have to understand the linux kernel dev workflow mercurial is better git is not github subversion was So much worse I only know 5 commands a branch is the CLI just a is badly pointer to designed a commit you should just read Pro Git rewriting history is bad just spend 15 minutes learning git's internals something merge rebase about sucks, only sucks, only "porcelain" use rebase use merge I just do not care how git works content addressed storage subversion was better something about Linus Torvalds I just delete my git repo if I mess it up

Content FRIEND: JUST BIFM! TEM: Step 1: Make sure you have Git installed on you machine. If you are on a Mac, fire up the terminal and enter the following command: S git --version This will prompt open an installer if you don't already have git. So set it up using the installer. If you have git already, it'll just show you which version of git you have installed. If you are running Linux(deb), enter the following in the terminal: S sudo apt install git-all If you are on Windows: s get a mac