The Emperor's New Microservices

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Storing passwords in plain text? That's not a security flaw, that's a cry for help. Someone out there built a website where you could log in as User A, casually change User B's password, and the system just... let it happen. Because why hash passwords when you can live dangerously? The real kicker? They're posting this in r/google_antigravity expecting sympathy, as if Google's AI products should somehow be immune to the consequences of Security 101 violations. Spoiler alert: even the most advanced AI can't protect you from storing credentials like it's 1995. The "Venting" tag really ties it all together. Nothing says professional development quite like discovering your authentication system is basically a public notepad with extra steps.

The sink works perfectly! The water flows through the faucet and... straight into the floor. Classic example of unit testing in software development – each component works flawlessly in isolation, but nobody bothered to check if they actually work together . The plumbing equivalent of "it works on my machine!" Sure, your authentication module passes all tests, but did anyone check if it actually talks to the database? This is why integration testing exists, folks – because passing unit tests is the programming equivalent of participation trophies.