The Emperor's New Microservices

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The Emperor's New Microservices

microservices-memes, overengineering-memes, buzzwords-memes, architecture-memes, protocols-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

SWEET MOTHER OF MONOLITHS! Everyone's raving about MCP (Microservice Communication Protocols) like it's the second coming of programming Jesus, but then you peek under the hood and—GASP!—it's just regular server apps with fancy communication protocols wearing a trench coat! 😱 The AUDACITY of these buzzwords parading around like they're revolutionary when they're basically just the same old tech with sparkly new marketing! It's like putting lipstick on a REST API and calling it a supermodel! The wide-eyed horror on that cat's face is LITERALLY MY SOUL every time someone tries to convince me their "revolutionary architecture" isn't just the same old client-server relationship with extra steps!

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