The Neat Part About Code Amnesia

Oh look, it's another tech visionary with a "revolutionary" app cobbled together from Stack Overflow snippets and ChatGPT prompts! Nothing says "I understand software development" quite like a CEO dropping 700 spaghetti-coded files with ML models, LLM calls, and a Docker compose file that would make Kubernetes cry. The poor dev is basically being asked to perform digital necromancy on this monstrosity in just two weeks. That resume update isn't writing itself, buddy!

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The bell curve of developer intelligence strikes again! On both ends of the IQ spectrum, you've got the enlightened ones chanting "Everything is CRUD" with peaceful smiles. Meanwhile, the poor souls in the middle are sweating bullets about "complex architectures and states" while their hair falls out. It's the perfect representation of how programming wisdom comes full circle. Beginners think everything is just Create, Read, Update, Delete. Then you "evolve" into overengineering everything with state machines and microservices. Finally, after years of maintenance hell, you reach nirvana: "Wait, this all could've been a simple CRUD app." The true galaxy brains know that 90% of software is just moving data around in fancy costumes.

Content Devs explaining to the stakeholders why the feature they want can't be done as they want

Content IT CAME TO THEM WITH A MESSAGE. BUT THEY COULD NOT UNDERSTAND ITS ALIEN LANGUAGE A microservices archifecture is only necessary in a large, complex dev environment. Most shops would be better off just using simple monoliths following SOLID principles and reap benefits from frequent small deployments FUCKING WHAT? poorlydrawnlines.com

Content When you see how they declare variables in competitive programming - Hly Water