It Don't Matter Post Interview

Ah, the classic Android file system mystery. Your phone proudly announces "File saved successfully" like it just cured cancer, but ask where it put the damn thing and suddenly it's giving you the silent treatment. It's like having a coworker who claims they finished the documentation but can't tell you which of the 47 shared drives it's on. Somewhere in the labyrinth of /.../, your precious PDF is waiting to be archaeologically discovered in 2037.

While politicians argue about what George Washington would think today, the truth is clear - our first president would've ditched the powdered wig for the sweet, sweet embrace of VS Code's dark theme. Forget crossing the Delaware; he'd be crossing breakpoints and merging pull requests. The man who couldn't tell a lie would definitely tell you to stop using Notepad++ and join the modern era. Constitutional amendments? Nah, he'd be more concerned with his extension recommendations and keyboard shortcuts. The father of our country would've been the father of clean, well-indented code.

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The modern software development lifecycle: pour some StackOverflow solutions and GitHub snippets into your old project, call it a new web app, and hope nobody notices the coffee stains. Who needs original code when you can just recycle the same 5 functions you've been using since 2015? The "pour and pray" method is basically 90% of web development at this point. Bonus points if you rename a few variables to make it look like you actually wrote something new.

Your armor of unit tests can't save you from the sword of reality. You spend weeks building a fortress of test coverage, feeling invincible with your perfectly coded app... then some random user decides to put the poop emoji in the name field and your entire backend collapses like a house of cards. No amount of TDD prepares you for the creative chaos of actual humans using your product. The edge cases aren't on the edge—they're waiting in your production environment with a baseball bat.

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