It Don't Matter Post Interview

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Ah, the classic corporate brainstorming session where everyone's looking for shortcuts except the one person suggesting the obvious solution. Low-code, AI, buzzwords galore—but nobody wants to hear "just hire someone who knows what they're doing." That dev getting thrown out the window represents every competent engineer watching their company chase shiny tech instead of proper staffing. The real punchline? Six months later they'll hire three devs anyway, but only after burning through the budget on half-baked AI solutions that generated more bugs than features.

Ah, Microsoft's "advanced AI" for Windows updates - apparently trained on the principle of maximum inconvenience. That code snippet reveals their sophisticated algorithm: if(user.isDoingStuff() && user.hasUnsavedWork()) { update(); } It's like they hired a team of sadists with computer science degrees. "Hey Bob, when should we force updates?" "I dunno, maybe when they're frantically trying to finish something important with a deadline in 5 minutes?" The only thing smoother about these updates is how smoothly they destroy your productivity. Microsoft's version of "AI" is just "Aggravating Interruptions."

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Content Stevie Graham stevegraham Men in tech will literally buy a maxed out MacBook Pro and a Herman Miller chair because "I spend 30-40 of my life using this, the expense is justified" and then spend 247 in the same couple of awfully fitting T-shirts they got for free from some startup 5 years ago. 19:34 26 Dec 21 Twitter for iPhone 694 Retweets 336 Quote Tweets 9,882 Likes