The Sacred Art Of Not Breaking Things

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Ah, the classic solo developer paradox. You're the only one touching the codebase, yet somehow Git still manages to throw merge conflicts at you like you're in some distributed team of 50. It's like arguing with yourself and still losing. Probably happened because you coded at 2 AM on your laptop, then continued at 9 AM on your desktop without pulling first. Or maybe you've got multiple personalities and they all prefer different code formatting. Either way, congratulations on making version control complicated in a one-person project. Achievement unlocked.

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Pure evil has a new form: replacing semicolons with Greek question marks. They look identical (U+003B vs U+037E) but will break your code in spectacular ways. But why stop there? The real psychopath move is redefining fundamental programming constructs like true , false , if , and while . Nothing says "I hate you" quite like making someone debug code where the universe's basic laws no longer apply. Satan himself takes notes on this level of torment.

The IQ bell curve showing people on both extremes making the same syntax error is peak programming culture. The average coders (IQ 100) are sweating bullets over missing semicolons, while both the "barely functioning" and "genius" programmers are casually making the same mistake. Meanwhile, the employed dev at the bottom is completely lost—like when a senior dev walks into a room of junior devs arguing about whether tabs or spaces are superior. That magical moment when you realize some people are overthinking simple syntax while others have transcended to worrying about actual problems.