I Am Not Ashamed (But You Should Be)

The Ruby on Rails philosophy in one image: why bother optimizing your code when you can just throw more CPU cores at it? This meme perfectly captures the "Rails magic" approach – your app runs like a three-legged dog until you upgrade your server. Then suddenly it's "fast enough" and everyone pretends the code isn't a dumpster fire underneath. Classic web framework solution: when in doubt, blame the hardware! Meanwhile, the Go developers are in the corner writing code that would run on a calculator.

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When the product team forgets to replace the placeholder text and now you're selling Default_juice in production. Classic case of "it worked on my machine" making its way to the shelves! The QA team must've been drinking something stronger than juice that day. Somewhere, a developer is frantically writing a hotfix while explaining to management that "technically, it's still juice..."

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Ah yes, the classic "computer expert" paradox. Got a master's degree in computer engineering but somehow can't figure out why your wife's laptop is making that weird clicking noise. The degree prepares you to design complex systems and algorithms, not to troubleshoot why Facebook is suddenly showing everything in Spanish after your mother-in-law borrowed the computer. It's like having a PhD in astrophysics but being unable to explain why the kitchen light flickers. The universe makes sense; household electronics remain an eternal mystery.