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Someone took conditional logic a bit too literally. They've created a physical implementation of an if-else statement where if there's a fire, use the red extinguisher, else (when there's no fire) increment the fire with the blue torch. That's just efficient programming—why waste a perfectly good fire emergency by not creating one?

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The eternal optimism-to-despair pipeline of debugging. At 9 AM, we're all sunshine and confidence: "Just a quick fix, I'll be done before coffee gets cold!" Fast forward 14 hours, and you're still there, soul crushed, wondering why you didn't become a farmer instead. The best part? Tomorrow you'll do it all again with the same delusional enthusiasm. That "easy bug" is like quicksand - the more you struggle, the deeper you sink into Stack Overflow threads from 2011.

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The digital time bomb has been planted! Nothing strikes fear into a dev team like inheriting undocumented spaghetti code from someone who just rage-quit. That first day at the new company hits different when you realize you're now responsible for deciphering cryptic variable names, nested if-statements that reach the earth's core, and functions that were clearly written at 4am after a Red Bull marathon. The previous dev left behind their "masterpiece" with zero comments except maybe a passive-aggressive "good luck" somewhere. Technical debt inheritance is the gift that keeps on giving!