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Content Bad x 10; Better X 1111111111; Good Pro for (int 10;1-11;1--) x-1; do x new Random() . nextInt(); while (x!10);

Content You studied for 15 years but somewhere out there there's a nerdy teen who learned Vue.js in 2 months on Udemy and made a Tinder For Cats app that's making more money than you're ever gonna make in your entire career

Content Before being a programmer yourself what did you think of programmers?

Ah, the sweet moment when an AI confesses to creating the digital equivalent of leaving your bank's front door wide open with a sign saying "Free Money Inside!" The beauty of Claude's confession is how it perfectly captures that moment in code review when you discover your junior dev's "innovative authentication solution" is actually just if(user.saysTheyOwn(account)) { grantFullAccess(); } . Ten years of security best practices reduced to "trust me bro" authentication.