The Real MVP: Hawaiian Shirt Edition

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The Real MVP: Hawaiian Shirt Edition

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Ah, the legendary 10x engineer in his natural habitat—Hawaiian shirt, zero f*cks given, and probably hasn't written a line of documentation since 2012. This guy fixed that critical production bug three years ago with code so cryptic nobody dares touch it. The company keeps him around because he's the only one who understands the legacy codebase written in some obscure language he invented while drunk. Meanwhile, everyone else shows up in business casual trying to look professional while this dude rolls in looking like he's headed to a Jimmy Buffett concert after fixing your entire architecture with a one-liner.

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